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This is a piece from my illustrated series "The Louse" - Head over to Mr. Max Draws a Thing to see more.

This is the fuzzy and thoughtful Les from my Bad Metal project.

Read my ongoing comic, A Man Outside.

Here's some giant robot mayhem from my Bad Metal project.

Another piece from my illustrated series "The Louse" - Head over to Mr. Max Draws a Thing to see more.

This is the trouble-making Vince from my Bad Metal project.

The femme fatale from my animated short, "I Can Tell".

I do a wide range of work for variety of clients through my corporate identity, "Mean Machine".

  • 4% embarrassing facts
  • 60% cookies
  • 15% other food
  • 20% cats
  • 1% mildly significant

February 1, 2012

I broke my glasses two weeks ago so I’ve been staring at my computer screens through contact lenses from wake-up ‘til sleeps every day since. My eyeballs are unhappy and are threatening to move out.

In case you don’t know, the original medical term for eyeballs was actually ‘lookin’ balls’.

The term was deemed “too easy to make dirty jokes with, ie: this patient has quite enormous lookin’ balls”, so they changed it. At the eye hospital. In olden times.

January 27, 2012

My cat licks me all the time and I can’t tell if it’s because she thinks I’m delicious or because she thinks I’m filthy.

Either way, I hope she still likes me for me.

December 11, 2011

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